5 x 5
This week's news in Limericks
Another interesting week for observing diversions and watching false flag-shagging in the media. Isn’t it fun to live in such times! No? Oh well. It is our fate, so we might as well laugh from time to time.
Early Release Reports of a foolish mistake Quite the easiest error to make To release to his fate This high-profile inmate Such long odds! Does this news not smell fake? The Paris Heist The thieves were filmed fleeing the Louvre Yet Big Brother's unable to prove Where they're now lying low Though the rest of us know That He's tracking OUR every move Sold Out The Royal Mint's run out of gold And most of its silver's been sold We can see that it's true As our grandparents knew That what's ours is just what we can hold Up the Amazon Without a Paddle How wonderful life's going to be When they've digitised all they can see No service, no cash As the servers all crash Hip hooray for our new Slave ID! Disroyal Long gone are those days when Prince Andy Was fêted for being tagged "randy" The King's cast that worm From the family Firm Problem solved! Well now isn't that handy?
Note: the cartoon was drawn whenever Andrew was last stripped of titles. Recycling to save energy.
Bloody brilliant ... and bloody funny!
To my taste, 3 of them are 5'ers (on a scale of 1 to 5).
BTW, did you know the meaning of "5 x 5" ... or "five by five", as it relates to radio reception? From "searchAssist", ""5x5" in radio communication means that the signal strength and clarity are both rated as excellent, indicating that the transmission is loud and clear." How appropriate!
I esp like Sold Out and Up the Amazon . . . economic realities are brought to life in a fun way. And Paris Heist highlights obvious lies that are told in the news, perhaps to test how easily people can be fooled. "And the thief flapped his arms and flew away" might be the next news claim.