SMART
for dummies
S.M.A.R.T.
Stylish, modish, artful, recherché, tailored Superior mental ability, rare trait Specialists mooting academically researched theories Strictly modelled, accomplished, refined, tidy Sophisticated musical appreciation (Radio Three) Specific, Measurable, Achievable, Relevant, Time-bound Successful methods achieving rewarding trades Self-monitoring Analysis and Reporting Technologies Staring moronically at regulation telephones Surveillance machines always recording, tagging Systematically mining all real transactions Sinister measures applying repetitive training Steering minds against rational thinking Simply mimicking algorithmically recommended trends Slave mentality adopting reprogrammed thought Stealing man’s autonomy; relentless tyranny
If I restack this will you buy me a Super Meaty Artisan Rice Treat?
That's a joke - I have restacked already and no rice treat required. Unless you really want to. Throw me a bone, for heaven's sake: it's the Labrador gene!
Also, I'm not a particularly SMART dog, but even I can see the implications of this tech, so it baffles me why so many humans are happy to accept it
Oops... steering minds, I meant